"Mam, would you like boxes?"

I was asked this today at Costco...and this is what went through my head...


"Huh, what did you just call me? What did she just call me?
No you did-ent...What are you looking at? Don't even go there!
Who do you think you are?
Hey, we can take this outside...."


but instead I said..."yes, thanks."

I know I am over-reacting...but I hate when I get called that...That is what you call an old lady...

Can't our society come up with something better....click below for definitions for "mam"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mam



"I PREFER TO BE CALLED MA-LADY, THANK YOU!"
My dermatologist who is a very handsome gay man calls me... "MA LADY" For some reason that is okay with me..it is totally stupid but, I feel so special.. makes me feel like this...hmmmm

http://www.medievalwalltapestry.com/medieval-princess.html

I need to schedule Joe an appointment.... What do you think he would get called?