Friday, August 15, 2008

Thursday, August 14, 2008

The Ikea catalog has arrived.....

There is nothing funnier than watching over a hundred old people get this in their mailbox....



At work...the front desk is right by the mailboxes...I am so glad that I was there when the IKEA catalog arrived on Monday!....The Seniors were not the least interested in Ikea furniture...

OH NO!

YES! That's Better!

Luke


funny cat


I walked in to put laundry away.... everyone was asleep.... almost

Today...


I saw the puppy run down the hall with a 4 pack of toilet paper in his mouth..


I smelled the freshness of the just recently power washed front walkway and then saw that a cat just puked right in the middle of it...

I heard Seth in a Darth Vader voice say "My spaceship just ran out of gas"...while playing with Star Wars figures...

I felt like fainting in the 100 degree weather in Portland .....

Is it just me... or do you find this disturbing too?




I wonder what the cow behind him is thinking?

a PBS show on TV....






Life is never dull....at work


I work at the front desk of a Senior Living Apartment Building..


There is one lady who never fails to deliver something shocking...I will call her WSL (Wild Senior Lady)

I was sitting eating breakfast in the dining room with some Senior friends and WSL walks up and says to one of them:


"Oh _____, your blouse is absolutely beautiful!"


The beautiful blouse lady looks down at her blouse to see which one it is and says:


"Well, Thank you!"


WSL then threatens: (she really likes the blouse)


"If you stay still, I will take it off of you!"


Beautiful blouse lady is shocked and speechless... then looks at me (I try not to laugh)


WSL walks on and all eyes roll at the table...

"Hey you guys are big boys now!"

I said this to the 5 year olds as I was putting clothes away in their dresser...and added...

"and I don't want you to take all these clothes out and throw them on the floor anymore."

Luke then said: "We aren't big boys, we are still little boys!"

Okay so is that how it is going to be?

"Can I borrow your suitcase?"

We bought Carson a really nice suitcase this Summer when he went to California...

We were driving around in the car today...and I asked him if I could borrow it for the cruise we are going on in a couple days...

He said "sure" and right then and there pulled the keys to it out of his pocket....

He had the keys in his pocket...it was so funny and sweet!

I said, "Thanks!"