Today...

I saw the puppy run down the hall with a 4 pack of toilet paper in his mouth..


I smelled the freshness of the just recently power washed front walkway and then saw that a cat just puked right in the middle of it...

I heard Seth in a Darth Vader voice say "My spaceship just ran out of gas"...while playing with Star Wars figures...

I felt like fainting in the 100 degree weather in Portland .....