Life is never dull....at work

I work at the front desk of a Senior Living Apartment Building..

There is one lady who never fails to deliver something shocking...I will call her WSL (Wild Senior Lady)

I was sitting eating breakfast in the dining room with some Senior friends and WSL walks up and says to one of them:

"Oh _____, your blouse is absolutely beautiful!"

The beautiful blouse lady looks down at her blouse to see which one it is and says:

"Well, Thank you!"

WSL then threatens: (she really likes the blouse)

"If you stay still, I will take it off of you!"

Beautiful blouse lady is shocked and speechless... then looks at me (I try not to laugh)

WSL walks on and all eyes roll at the table...